OUR MA’AM’S FAMOUS FIVE!
As Andrew and Harry set to be stripped of prized royal status ‘Counsellors of State’ and won’t receive Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Medals, The Society takes a ribauld look at The Lads, the Queen’s good, bad and ugly
CHARLES: Do I look a bit like De Nero?
HARRY: Do I look like Smiley Hire-us?
ANDY: I don’t look like Handy Pandy!
EDDIE: Are things getting a bit hairy?
WILLS: I don’t make waves!
TIME TO GROW UP BOYS! Why not try to be nice to your mother and grandmother – after all she’s the only one we’ve got!
Yes, it must be very stressful and intense being so rich and so famous and having so many homes – and gorgeous gals! And all those duties too – and all those famous friends … like Spike Milligan and Jimmy Saville, Charles. And what about Angie Everhart, Goga Ashkenazi and the Fergie, Andrew? Or Tom ‘Skippy’ Inskip, your mate Harry. (I’m sure there must be others…)
And what about your mates Edward? Hmmm … And Harry? Yeh, you have some too. Don’t you?
But while we’re talking about mates, let’s think about all the other things you’re allowed to do, like sit on the Queen’s knee and eat all those swans!
Come on lads, give it a rest for the old gal’s sake!
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