RE-GRETA!

It’s not easy being green if your a pop fan is it Greta!

As bands and performers better suited to the Eurovision Song Contest filled the dope and juniper air with plinky-plonky rubbish, the weekend hippies in posh wellies and camper vans discarded their empty water bottles, muesli and sausage wrappers, their roaches and dimps, copies of the Guardian, black oil, deckchairs, sleeping bags and blow-up mattresses.

Yep, the likes of Billie Eilish, Kendrick Lemar, the Black Dyke Band and the singing tortoise Paul McCartney stained the sonics of outdoor entertainment, while all the middle-class oiks in their holey shorts and muddy ‘baby bagos’ dumped their badges of a pretend feral life on the ground.

Yes, Greta that’s what the eco-aware weekend wild children did! But guess what! The rather middle-class Eavis family didn’t … this is what they do to countermand the lack of conscience of the new Wombles from Wimbledon Common.

Yes they are the types who get excited by saying … let’s go and glue our ears to a motorway or a work of art or ride a butchers bike with your crown jewels glistening in the sparkles from Diana Ross’s wobbly tiara, before we go back to real life in the call centre or McDonalds…

The elf-ish Eavis’s employ at least 800 litter-pickers to clear away  2,000 tonnes of waste – including thousands of abandoned tents, sleeping bags and gazebos. There are tonnes of cans and plastic bottles, cardboard, scrap metal, airbeds, and rolled mats .

What’s wrong with tidying up after yourself for Godsake? Didn’t mummy make you?

And Greta, let’s be honest, the crock-n-rollers who converge like scruffy half-naked right-on mountain folk in their diesel and petrol vans – booming out Brotherhood of Man and Will Young from their speakers made out of pasta – didn’t really listen, did they.

TWO days after they applauded you Greta for your eco-sermon they dumped these mountains of rubbish.

Greta rallied them with her speech… she said; “Do not let them drag us another inch closer to the edge. Right now is where we stand our ground!”

Well, there was no ground to be seen, let alone to stand up for

But Greta, why don’t you ask your acolytes to pick up their rubbish and take it home with them?

That would be easy wouldn’t it… and help the world rather than fill it with the heady smell of angry right-on breath.

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