Category: Media

Lagos, the city of mysteries. Ghosts of slaves in the marketplace – visions of a saint next to the golden church.When I arrived, one of the mysteries to me was why its pronounced with a ssshhh … Lago-ssshhh.Well, after a few days here, I can tell you: Somebody in a bar described Lagos as the… Continue reading MYSTERIES OF LAG-OSSH

The 54-year-old tennis star was declared bankrupt in 2017, owing creditors almost £50m, over an unpaid loan of more than £3m on his estate in Mallorca, Spain. Now he has been found guilty of transferring hundreds of thousands from his business account and failing to declare a property in his hometown of Leimen in Germany.… Continue reading WHAT A RACKET! DID BECKER COURT JAIL DISASTER OR IS HE VICTIM OF MORE JUDICIAL ABUSE?

Eric Lastick is a strange man. He looks lived in, like an old rooming house knocked out and loaded from the inside. He’s spent his life inside this badly-built walk-on-stilts high-rise of rooms called things like Hope, Aspiration, Dream… … and still, today, he stares from his rain-melting ancient windows into glistening streets and memories.… Continue reading A nod and wink to blind horse Bob led around … by literary Tarantula Eric Lastick

Wanna buy this Sputnik? It fell off the back of a spaceship… As mad bad Putin threatens again to launch a speed-of-lightning nuclear attack on the world, just how do we survive? Do we take off our internal doors and make a ‘wooden tent’ out of them in our lounge so that we can be… Continue reading IS THERE STRIFE ON MARS AS PHOTOS SHOW SPACE JUNK DUMP?

Russia is mobilising marine mammals to protect a key Black Sea naval base, according to war experts. Satellite images are said to show what military experts believe are two dolphin pens floating off the mouth of its key navy base in Sevastopol harbor off Crimea. Military analyst H.I. Sutton first broke the news in the… Continue reading MOLDY DICK – PUTIN ALL AT SEA AS HE SENDS IN TRAINED MILITARY DOLPHINS AND WHALES, SAY EXPERTS

The Society welcomes the fact that Durham police are to re-examining Sir Keir Starmer‘s beer and pizza ‘party’ at a constituency stop-off while on the campaign trail at the height of Covid fears in the UK. To the Labour leader, Boris’s own party-time, for which he was fined by the Met Police, has taken up more of… Continue reading POLICE FINALLY SHOW SOME BOTTLE OVER STARMER’S BEER AND PIZZA ‘WINDOW’

Angela Rayner is quite rightly proud of her legs! What gal wouldn’t be? But does the stories about the deputy Labour leader and her jokey flirtations with Boris really matter? We at The Society say they do … and here’s why.

Bonehead, the Oasis guitarist from North Manchester, has revealed he has been diagnosed with tonsil cancer. The musician – real name Paul Arthurs – broke the news on social media, saying he will be “taking a break from playing” while having treatment. “Just to let you all know I’m going to be taking a break from… Continue reading Cancer fight for Oasis guitarist Bonehead

THE NOs HAVE IT AS LABOUR WIFE’S LEGS SEND FREEDOM INTO A TALE-SPIN A Tory MP says that Angela Rayner has admitted using her legs to bamboozle Boris at Prime Minister’s Questions. But Mrs Rayner is apparently livid over the whole thing. Cross, like she is accused of doing with her legs. However, we all… Continue reading IT’S ALL PANTS AS BORIS LEFT BLUE AND ANGELA SEES RED OVER THIGH-IN-THE-SKY COMMONS BATTLE

The truth about the war on the Ukraine is too hard to take. It’s not a fake war and it wasn’t wholly unexpected. But it has been devasting and awful and inhuman. And with his impassiveness, his reptilian eyes and lips as thin as a snake’s Putin has secured his place in history along-side Hitler… Continue reading THE HUMAN STORIES BEHIND PUTIN’S INHUMAN WAR ON UKRAINE