SOFT SOAPS AND SADNESS AS HELEN’S GRANNY DIES

SOFT SOAPS AND SADNESS AS HELEN’S GRANNY DIES

Helen Flanagan has written a tribute to her grandmother after she died earlier this week. The Coronation Street star, aged 31, shared photos of her ‘Nanna Nancy’, who was in her 90s, to Instagram. Helen – mum to Matilda, aged six, Delilah, three, and son Charlie, 13 months – ‘My Nanna passed away this week. I loved …

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DO YOU THINK THESE’LL FIT ON MY NEW BIRTHDAY BARBIE, HARRY?

DO YOU THINK THESE’LL FIT ON MY NEW BIRTHDAY BARBIE, HARRY?

They blasted canons over her head, idiot grandson Harry dripped sweetness like a cracked coconut, Britain’s secret party-going politicians paid their fines and waved ‘yoohoo’ to her. And The Queen posed with two white horses and had some egg-nog. And then they gave her a Barbie doll! Well, at 96 when you’re not well, grieving …

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A CORRIE JOLLY AS BILL SAYS I’LL KEEP ON ACTING AT 90 (THAT’S GOOD BILL, YOU’VE NEVER MANAGED IT BEFORE – OH NO! DON’T SUE ME, IT’S A BIRTHDAY JOKE, JUST A JOKE…)

A CORRIE JOLLY AS BILL SAYS I’LL KEEP ON ACTING AT 90 (THAT’S GOOD BILL, YOU’VE NEVER MANAGED IT BEFORE – OH NO! DON’T SUE ME, IT’S A BIRTHDAY JOKE, JUST A JOKE…)

William Roache has said he has “no intention of retiring”. He’s 90 years old now and still crops up on our screens every week or so. The actor, who will turn 90 on 25 April, has appeared as Ken Barlow in the ITV soap for more than 60 years and holds a Guinness World Record …

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Alan tells of his Moors search for ‘lost boy’ brother Keith Bennett

Alan tells of his Moors search for ‘lost boy’ brother Keith Bennett

The Preservation Society has been allowed to use much of Alan Bennett’s writing over the years about his never-ending search for brother Keith, a victim of Myra Hindley and Ian Brady. I first met Alan way back in the early Eighties, although I doubt he will remember me particularly. At the time he was often …

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A bunny thing happened on way to the pub, beery Brits helped me out by downing 150m pints for Easter!

A bunny thing happened on way to the pub, beery Brits helped me out by downing 150m pints for Easter!

I’ve not even had an egg-nog for Easter. This religiously-based festival with its focus on chick-chick-chick-chick chickens, chocolate eggs, rubbish telly and bob-tailed bunnies has left my tongue as dry as a pair of the Baby Jesus’s discarded flip-flops. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and anybody else who is reading, I can no …

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BISHOP ATTACKS BORIS OVER RWANDA – IT IS AN ‘UNGODLY’ PLAN, HE SAYS

BISHOP ATTACKS BORIS OVER RWANDA – IT IS AN ‘UNGODLY’ PLAN, HE SAYS

The Archbishop of Canterbury has condemned the Boris’s shocking plan to send fleeing migrants thousands of miles to Rwanda in his Easter sermon. He said the proposals – hammered through by Priti Patel – as the “opposite of the nature of God”. In his sermon at Canterbury Cathedral, Justin Welby criticised the plans to ship …

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Bunny ‘boiler’ Boris’s bog-off deal for migrants – bog off to bloody Rwanda

Bunny ‘boiler’ Boris’s bog-off deal for migrants – bog off to bloody Rwanda

Rwanda is generally a nice place to be nowadays. It’s warm but not too hot. And cool in the evenings because its thousand mountains are five thousand feet in the air. The people are very nice and friendly and, if you migrate (or are exiled there) you need about £100 a week to live on …

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Loneliness of the long-distance fuel hunter as we go back to the future on £10 a gallon

Loneliness of the long-distance fuel hunter as we go back to the future on £10 a gallon

Well, what a telling photograph this has turned out to be … a multi-layered commentary on the state of our beleaguered nation. This picture was taken last year, just after we arrived back in the UK from five years abroad. We drove in to a fuel crisis caused by HGV drivers and the like blocking …

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