SEAHORSES AND THAT BIRD ON A WIRE

I was trawling through my archives the other day and came across this … I had been working as a travel writer for a morning newspaper and was invited to visit Hydra, the Greek island Leonard Cohen had called home.

Leonard moved there in 1960, at the age of 26. His grandmother had left him a little bit of money and he used just over £1,000 of it to buy an ancient run-down ruin of a sailor’s cottage. It had neither electricity or plumbing. Leonard often said it was the best decision he ever made. When there he wrote mainly on the terrace in the blistering sun.

He described the house as being about 200 years old and pledged to do ‘a little work on it every year’ until it becomes a mansion.

It only had five rooms so I doubt it ever became the mansion in Leonard’s mind. But what it did become is beautiful. Here are my jottings about my visit… I understood exactly why Leonard wanted to be here.

I’d gone to Hydra for the day. Ended up staying three. My hydrofoil had been cancelled, which, I suppose had a certain piquancy. The official reason was that the captain refused to sail because the Aegean Sea was awash with white sea horses.

Well, that’s the beauty of the modern mythology in these Greek islands … the sea horses are the white caps of the waves and no self-respecting sailor wants to ride on the backs of them.

Hydra makes me smile. Go there and be entranced. Then be charmed, lied to and cheated. But don’t let it get you down, it’s simply a way of life. You see, nothing is ever what it seems here.

There are sea horses that don’t exist, roads that have never known the bite of a car tyre, booze that looks and tastes like water but blows the back of your head off. And price lists that have no bearing on reality.

That’s the Greek way. And remember Hydra’s history is one dipped in piracy and warfare at sea. All over the Sporades and even the Argo-Saronics you are warned not to leave airline tickets, passports or money in your rooms. Take it with you wherever you go – or somebody else will take it with them.

And no self-respecting ‘karnarki’ – young studs with swarthy good looks and sultry and garlicky chat-up lines who haunt the port and the more photogenic quarters of the town – will let your woman pass-by un-commented-upon.

All this said, Hydra is a place to visit despite the fact that when you arrive the first impression is of an up-market Marbella with a height-of-season that’s just too hot to handle.

And then of course there are the cats.

The place is over-run with cats, tourists, Essex girls and barrow-boys dun good. Donkey trains, gold emporiums, marble streets …and Amigdalota, an exotically toothsome Turkish delight. People eat it everywhere.

Another thing you will notice immediately is the distinct lack of cars … the only ways to get around are by water taxi, foot or donkey.

Actually I suspect that there are cars on hydra – they’re just hidden from view, underground maybe, like in Thunderbirds. At a given signal they burst from the hills, red Porches, XJSs, Cleos in fact anything that an Essex-type girl would drop dead to be seen in. In fact they could rename the place Tracy’s island.

Hidden away there is reputed to be one rubbish truck and an old van. But you’ll never get to see them. What you will get to see are the donkey trains transporting goods around the town and to a lesser extent the rest of this small island.

The other thing you will notice are the bells. The bells!

You see, the Hydroits are religious to a man – except in June, July and August when they are too busy over-charging tourists and day-trippers. Well, the bells may never make them deaf but they don’t do an awful lot of good for visitors with their chiming throughout the day. And Sunday is like a bell –ringing contest.

But it does mean there are plenty of religious buildings to visit . Try the Monastry of the Panaghia with its giant proboscis-like clock and bell tower. The site on the Esplanade was reputedly chosen by a visiting nun in 1776 and building blocks from the ancient temple on Poros island were used to build p[art of it. Or there is the Monastry Profitis Elias – no it’s not about making money under a false name, it means the Prophet Elijah. It takes a little over two hours to walk there – but there is a particularly interesting cemetery on the way!

Or you can take a thirty minute walk to Mandraki Beach along the road that hugs the coast. It is worth it, believe me, and the walk is one of the few things on this island that doesn’t cost you a fortune. But remember there’s no shade and once you get there – pick your own boulder to lie on. The beach is almost volcanic and like everywhere else on Hydra dramatically overcrowded. Mandraki is owned by the Mirimar Hotel and is walled in … the beach is free but you do have to by your drinks from the hotel and that can cost you more than a raging hangover.

It’s about the same distance to Kamini which boasts a beach but in fact offers only a snack bar and some concrete bathing platforms. There are other beaches but if you don’t like the march of pylons and the constant buzz of flies give them a miss.

There is a beauty to hydra which was first spotted in the heady opiated days of the 1960s when itinerant artists began to float over to the island and make it their home. Some are still there, many in living in splendid isolated failure.

Leonard Cohen was probably one of its most famous inhabitants and he is reputed to still have a small home there … he wrote Like a Bird on the Wire on one of his visits. There could be a good business for somebody showing visitors which wire it was.

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By Leigh Banks

I am a journalist, writer and broadcaster ... lately I've been concentrating on music, I spent many years as a music critic and a travel writer ... I gave up my last editorship a while ago and started concentrating on my blog. I was also asked to join AirTV International as a co host of a new show called Postcard ...

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  1. It all reminds me of a backwater village in Corfu where we stayed one rainy October. We were alone in the one huge hotel, the tour guide spent her days sleeping, the trip around the island missed us off the list, the wild dogs wandered in and out and it was they who made this a holiday to remember. Dogs of every crossbreed living in the mountains and coming down to be petted and fed by the tourists. Sure as hell they didn’t get any of that from the villagers. One pregnant and loving bitch sought us out every day and wandered into the hills with us. It rained like pokers for ten days, the hotel drained the pool and stacked up the furniture, leaving a ‘skeleton staff’ to prepare our meals. A donkey tied to a tree, a small grocery shop, now shut down for the season and a pub. When we had arrived there were half a dozen tourists and the pub owner teased and laughed and gave free samples. When only we remained it all stopped, he mixed with the locals and we sat ignored. On that last night they even chased out into the night the pregnant dog which followed us. The rain was still like pokers but out she went unfed. The locals began to gather the olives and chattered as if they were at last alone in their ‘real’ lives. Greece is special but don’t go in mid October. It’s easy to see Leonard Cohen lost in his lyrics and music in that incomparably atmospheric Greek world. They broke no plates for we two loners but they gave us a taste of a different way of life.

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